(THORGI, DOG OF ASGARD)
rina2o6: Can I offer you a Thorgi to help you through this troubled time?
[Image description: In what looks like someone’s home office (judging by the ergonomic desk chair, small trash can, and dog-corraling baby-gate), a corgi stands before you on a terrestrial brown (possibly stain-proof) carpet. A red cape fastens under his chest (I say “his” because: Thorgi), and an oversized silver-tone Thor helmet (because: Thorgi) that juts out beyond his nose is tied under his chin with a blue ribbon. On his back rests mighty Mjölnir, a toy hammer the size of a brick and smaller than his head, but just barely. Here on Earth for a time, Thorgi looks up anxiously: with great cuteness comes great responsibility.]