Posts Tagged: the avengers

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  • Question: Who do you think was the first person Steve Rick Rolled? - typhoidmeri
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    jenny-1981:

    darthstitch:

    typewriterchan:

    kisleth:

    typhoidmeri:

    dopemixtape:

    typhoidmeri:

    dopemixtape:

    Steve discovers Roll Rolling one night while working through the list of music recommendations Sam and Natasha had given him.  At first he thinks it’s a random ad popping up in the middle of the music video. Then he reads the comments. Nearly every one involves swearing and the term ‘Rick Roll’d.’ Google, as always, is unbelievably helpful and Steve laughs out loud to himself upon reading the Wiki page.  

    Sam is first.

    Steve:  Otis Redding is terrific - thanks for the recommendation. Found one you might like. Let me know what you think.

    He pastes the link into the text before hitting send. He smirks and waits.

    Sam:  Steve Rogers, you Rick Rollin’ sonofabitch! Dammit, man. Who knew Captain America was such a troll?

    Steve’s sharp bark of laughter echoes off the walls.  

    Steve: On your left

    Sam:  You’re an asshole

    Sam:  Fifty bucks says you can’t get everyone else

    Steve:  I won’t feel bad taking your money, you know?

    Sam:  That’s why you’re an asshole.

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    IDEK you guise.

    Steve: Hey, Clint, thanks for the movie recommendations. Pretty in Pink was great. I liked this one too.

    Steve carefully pastes the link in and presses send without a moment of regret. He tosses his phone on the counter and opens the fridge. Halfway through making a pile of sandwiches his phone vibrates on the counter. 

    Clint: WTF?

    Clint: U rick rolled me.

    Steve: Sorry, pal.

    Clint: UR an asshole. >:( 

    Steve snorts and screencaps the texts. 

    Steve: one down.

    He attaches the picture and sends it to Sam, laughing to himself as he pulls a carton of milk from the fridge. 

    Sam: Why am I friends with you?

    Steve: My senior citizen’s discount. 

    Natasha doesn’t reply. Steve hasn’t heard anything from her in three days, so he assumes she’s off somewhere on the other side of the world kicking ass and taking names.

    He’s walking back to his place one night with a couple of large pizzas, listening to the 60s mix Sam made for him when a little blur of red and black lunges at him from the shadows. His attacker sweeps his legs out from under him and knocks him to the ground. He’s prepared to spring to the defense when he sees it’s Natasha. Steve’s laugh is cut short when she presses a pointed heel against his throat. “Dammit, Nat! You made me drop my pizzas. What the hell?” 

    She presses her heel a fraction closer and breathing becomes difficult.

    Natasha eyes him coolly with her arms crossed against her chest.  ”I’ve had motherfucking Rick Astley in my head for three days now, you little shithead.”

    Steve snorts and immediately regrets it. 

    Natasha kicks him in the ribs before offering a hand to help him off the ground.

    "Share your pizza and let’s figure out how you’re going to get Stark." 

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    (Natasha is having exactly none of your shit, Steve.)

    Despite what Tony thinks, Thor has no trouble with Midgardian technology. Humor, yes, but technology no. Steve sends Thor an email, swipes his iPod off the desk and goes out for a run, listening to the 70s mix Sam made him.

    unknown number: I hate you.

    Steve: Excuse me, I think you have the wrong number.

    unknown number: I have the right number, Captain Rogers. Thor has not stopped singing all day.

    Steve: I’m sorry, Dr. Foster.

    Dr. Foster: No, you’re not. ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ

    No, he really wasn’t.

    ….

    Steve finds an acoustic version, heavy on the sitar, of Rick Astley’s notorious hit and asks JARVIS to play it the next time Bruce plays his tea time music.

    Two days later they learn that Hulk can’t sing but he can hum.  Rather soulfully, he thinks as he sends a video clip to Sam.

    Sam: You fucker, Rogers.

    Steve: Five down. One to go.

    Sam: Good luck with that one, asshole.

    Steve: Better have my money ready, Wilson.

    image            (Thor enjoys Midgardian folk tales sung in chanted verse)

    Tony is the hardest by far. Steve brings pizza and vodka with him when he visits Natasha, and Clint is there too as a happy accident. He bounces ideas off them and everything he can think of just isn’t enough. They break for the night and he retires to his apartment.

    He almost considers giving in to Sam when Tony gives him the answer unknowingly.

    Steve is sitting on one of the stools in Tony’s workshop, drawing the Suit (which Tony was tickled over), when DUM-E beeps and nudges his arm. Steve grins and takes the washer they’d been using for ‘fetch’ while Tony mutters to himself and looks over the damage Steve’s body armor had sustained. 

    (“It’s impossible!” He’d wailed, looking at the large gashes in the fabric.

    "Tell that to my stomach," Steve had replied from the hospital bed where his skin slowly stitched itself back together under the bandages.)

    "Hey, Tony." Steve lightly tosses the washer like an extra-small frisbee across the workshop. "Is DUM-E limited to just beeps?"

    "No, he has proper speakers, he just refuses to use them for anything else. He doesn’t have the AI functionality of JARVIS. He’s like a baby. A really old baby. Or the mute eldest brother."

    Steve smiles brightly when DUM-E comes back with the washer.

    ——

    It’s really easy to get the song onto his iPod.

    ——

    It’s almost easier to get the iPod hooked up to DUM-E and get him to push the ‘play’ button once Tony had settled in.

    ——

    The entire team watches through the (thankfully soundproof) glass wall as Tony shouts and chases DUM-E around his workshop.

    Steve: Did it.

    Sam: Pics or it didn’t happen.

    Steve steps into the workshop and records the song playing as DUM-E zips around, Tony chasing him. It sends it to Sam who doesn’t reply for ten minutes.

    Sam: I’m paying you in beer. BECAUSE you can’t get drunk. Asshole.

    Steve: That’s Captain Asshole to you.

    BEST ENDING OF ALL TIME AMG

    Slaps this onto blog.

    This is the greatest thing ever to exist

Source: dopemixtape
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lokiistrulydesperate:

A masterpost of some of my favourite Avengers head canons, mainly starring Clint.

(Credit to the bloggers that posted them)

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indevan:

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

"my sister and i are—[semi truck drives by]—but you can just call us wanda and pietro."

"and by the way our dad’s m[golden gate bridge being stolen noises]"

(via daughterofmoonandmars)

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lizabethdewitt:

You’re a spy, not a soldier.

[concept art]

(via theladymonsters)

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  • Question: Don't have Tumblr, so the only way for me to answer a probably-rhetorical question regarding WHERE IS THIS FIC for JARVIS becomes human... Ironychan asked the same question but then decided to supply the need in her usual brilliant fashion. Look up her "In Person" on AO3 or FFN (as I can't link in an ask). Then go follow her Tumblr if you want to see more RDJ, Avengers, and Science. - Anonymous
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    Okay, having weird issues trying to post today, but: PSA for the peoples of Tumblr.

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loki-cat:

panickyintheuk:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

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bandgeekingout:

loki-cat:

falakalak:

loki-cat:

robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast

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i’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

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over his glorious smile

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are you sure

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you’re willing

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to play this game?

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I am very sure

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That this game

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Is already lost
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oh so we’re going pg-13 now?

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hmm too bad robert

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is lacking in that area

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meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like

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Come on now guys, they

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all

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have

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lovely

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wait

da fuq

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

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Wow, he really does look like Grumpy Cat.

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tonywhatareyoudoing:

I pledge to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash

Where do you even purchase swastika socks

Who do YOU think sent them? 

(via eruvadhril)

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pragbotsfromouterspace:

Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony

I don’t think anyone here understands how much I love hero. 

I NEVER love the good ones or the brawny ones. 

But I fucking love Thor. 

Because he is so fucking EARNEST. 

LOKI NO

(via karenhealey)

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unidentifiedspoon:

avengers as evening gowns GO

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