Stuttgart State Opera, Cleveland, Germany
[Loki pimps on into Der Fancypantsenpartyein, which is terrible fake German and yet more than anyone speaks in this scene.]
LOOK AT THIS GQ MOTHERTRICKSTER
HIS SCARF IS FLY AND SO ARE HIS DADDY ISSUES
Okay so I realized something in my multiple viewings of the Avengers.
These are the plans for everyone’s floor at The Avengers tower and really if they are in order of what floor they are going to be on it shows how well Tony pays attention to everyone.
Thor is at the top, because he is the god of Thunder and would probably like the easy take off/landing and view.
Hawkeye is the next floor down, because “He see’s better from up high.”
Steve is next because he’s the Captain and team leader and is going to want to have to be in the middle of his troops. Also, he’s an artist and if the skyline of Manhattan isn’t inspiring I don’t know what is.
Tony’s next, because, really, it’s Tony. While he’s not going to have the pent house he’s at least going to want to be surrounded by his new friends. Also, it’s still high enough up that he can take off and land without a problem.
Than we have Widow, who is closer to the ground floor so she has easy access and entry points while still being secure.
and at the Bottom we have Bruce, who is witnessed by the first Helicarrier take off isn’t too fond of the Idea of being too high up in case he Hulks out. So if he has a ground level floor than he can Hulk out without causing damage by knocking things off the building or Jumping down.
Sorry, it’s just something I noticed and i just LOVE the thought that was behind it. (Also, notice the symbols for each of them Tony uses. Thor = Mjolnir, Clint = Bow, Steve = Shield, Tony = his helmet, Nat = her Belt buckle, Bruce = DNA strand.)
@cleolinda: This freeze-frame from the end of The Avengers warms my heart.
@particle_p: Although putting Hawkeye and Widow that many floors away from each other seems a little…unobservant.
@cleolinda: Heee. Maybe the FX people ship Steve/Tony, I hear that’s big in fandom right now.
@cleolinda: Which is ridiculous. I mean, Tony/Bruce OTP, their bromance is so scientific.
Image description: the Avengers parade in the style of Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are,drawn sort of like children, I guess? Left to right: Captain America saluting; Iron Man (well, yes, obviously children have scruffy goatees) with Loki’s staff; Black Widow with a grey banner reading “Shield!”; Hawkeye looking kind of—suspiciously at Hulk behind him? Seriously, I don’t know what his deal is; Hulk drawn as one of the Wild Things, about twice as big as everyone else; a very cheerful Thor brandishing his hammer; and Loki, head bowed and mouth covered, on a leash that Thor is holding (seriously? I’m not a Loki fangirl but that is way harsh, Tai).
Thus concludes our morning of adorable Avengers fan art. Maybe.Source: agarthanguide.deviantart.com
[Image description: Colored-in line-drawing comic/illustration - Black Widow riding on Hulk’s head and shooting her Tiny Guns while Hawkeye dangles by one foot from Hulk’s right hand, preparing to shoot an arrow. There are even more on the rest of the tumblr, go check that out.]
more Bitty Avengers while I weep with jealousy at everyone who got to see the advanced screening today. Black Widow has become an honorary member of the Hulkeye bro squad.
Image description, from left to right: Samuel L. Jackson’s Frozone from The Incredibles as Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury; Lord MacGuffin from Brave as Thor; Elastigirl from The Incredibles as Black Widow; Mr. Incredible as Captain America; “young Charles Muntz’s head on Buzz Lightyear’s body,” apparently (from Up and the Toy Story movies, respectively) as Iron Man; Sulley from Monsters, Inc. as the Hulk, waving cheerfully; and I have not the first idea as Hawkeye.
(ETA: the-castled-king says that “Hawkeye is the chef from Ratatouille that apparently killed a man with his thumb.” Well, I mean, obviously.)
Bonus fan art in the comments: Merida from Brave as Hawkeye.Source: io9.com
[Image description: On the right side, the Marvel AVENGERS logo in black. On the left side, Hot Toys’ Freakishly Lifelike Loki 12” figure, coyly photographed from behind so that you can see the loving craftsmanship of his faux-metal armor and ram horns, and the real true green fabric of his cape, and his Big Blue Bad Blue orb’d staff, but not his face, because that is obviously the thing you all want to see most. However, to give you an idea, here is his brother, Freakishly Lifelike Thor.]Source: sideshowtoy.com
If you get trapped by a mob of angry comic book fans, you scream: “Look! It’s Alan Moore and he brought scones!” And then you book it the other direction and don’t look back. Never look back and don’t stop running. Pretend it’s like Speed, except that you are the bus.
Image description: The really great part is the commentary by an extra below, but for form’s sake: a greyscale illustrated (sort of a charcoal style? I’m not very artistic) comic, three panels, reenacting the Stuttgart scene in The Avengers.
PANEL 1: Loki addressing the crowd: “Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. You were made to be ruled.”
PANEL 2: Loki in closeup: “In the end, you will always kneel.”
PANEL 3: Two men and a woman in the front row of the crowd, all kneeling. Dark-haired bespectacled guy: “Wovon zur Hölle redet der?” Light-haired tuxedo guy: “Scheisse, ich hab keine Ahnung.” Translated in yellow font below: “The fuck is he going on about?” ” - Fuck if I know.”
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I KEPT IMAGINING WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE.
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
Image description: product picture of a navy blue short-sleeved crew-neck t-shirt featuring an illustration of our pal from three entries back, in full Asgardian regalia, wingy Viking helmet that Vikings never wore and red cape and everything, and lifting mighty Mjölnir (which actually is as big as his head this time) in a burst of lightning. Beneath, in sort of a faux-Norse red lettering outlined with gold: THORGI.
Y’all, I didn’t even get the appeal of corgis until I got a tumblr.
I need this for reasons… Shut up and take my money!
I too need this for reasons.
(via corgis-everywhere)Source: twosillycorgis