@cleolinda: Today show. Man pretended to be a burglar to scare girlfriend & roommates who he knew were terrified of burglars.
@cleolinda: Seems extremely proud of himself on show while video of women sobbing plays, needs to be shot into the sun. As a joke! ;) ;) ;)
@shaeconnor: Does he still have a penis?
@cleolinda: All four of them were there together! RT @Menshevixen: Jesus, I hope she dumped him. What a douchecanoe.
@annejumps: The hell was the point of this bit?
@cleolinda: @annejumps Ann Curry was like, “So you did this. You thought this was a good idea. You are still alive today.”
@GreyDuck: So the takeaway lesson here seems to be, “Ladies, don’t date Trollface.”
@FelicityDisco: That [first] tweet was actually funny when I read it as “burger.”
@cleolinda: TERRIFIED OF BURGERS omg the Hamburglar that would have been awesome