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(via Sneaky Cat Caught on Camera in Himalayas - Yahoo! News)

An elusive thick-furred feline has been caught on camera for the first time in the Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan.

A camera trap captured images of the fluffy Pallas’s cat, also known as the manul, in the country’s sprawling Wangchuck Centennial Park (WCP), which is also home to the snow leopard and Himalayan black bear. Pallas’s cats had never been documented in the region before, according to the World Wildlife Fund (WWF).

These pictures look like they must be from the best horror movie ever.

prairiehamster:

Pallas cat! I thought of @cleolinda

The Evil Master Mind by *PictureByPali

I think s/he really is plotting something. You can see it in the eyebrows.

I AM REBLOGGING THIS FROM LAST JUNE BECAUSE

YOU GUYS

@Haunt1013: @cleolinda Apparently the Pallas cat’s name is Ivanka.

~*ILU IVANKA*~

Emily (foresthouse) came to visit me last week, so on Tuesday, I took her to the zoo to see the local Pallas cat (this was her idea, I swear). 

[Image description: it’s a glassed-in habitat in the Predator House; the walls are painted a cool blue color. It’s filled with rocky faux-mountains and “fallen” logs and branches. So you’re looking at the Pallas cat grumping with narrowed eyes on a big rock, with his front paws up on a slim branch passing diagonally in front of him. Another branch is passing over his head, because otherwise trying to get a clear picture of him through a sheet of glass would have just been too easy.]

@GreyDuck: “D’awww!” “Stop that, I’m disapproving of you!” “So CUTE!” “Cut that OUT. I DESPISE YOU ALL.” “Squee!” “GAH!”

@cleolinda: That is pretty much exactly what happened.

Image description: a Pallas Cat draped over a thick multi-forked branch that provides separate chin and paw rests. It appears to be smiling contentedly in its sleep NOW BEFORE YOU PANIC this is simply what happens when a Pallas Cat runs low on grump and has to recharge its iHate. In a few hours, it’ll go right back to disdaining you and everything you love, and all will be right with the world.

:3

Manul Sonnie (by Persinval)

So what DO Pallas cats sound like?

Oh.

dduane:

cruisecontrolforcool:

here is a pallas cat to restore sanity

Or possibly the return of Orson Welles.

[Image description: a Pallas cat glares at you head-on, reposing in a deceptively legless kitty-loaf style in a nondescript zooish rock-and-pine-board setting. It’s basically a giant orb of furness with an unamused head in the middle. Let it be noted that you can literally divide the picture of this cat into thirds: left side, head, right side. It is HUGE and it HATES YOU.]

Image description: a Pallas cat leaning out of a tall rectangular hole in a rough plank and/or log wall somewhere, I don’t know, with big cat-bear paws hanging over the edge, mouth wide open, yellow eyes fixed on something in the distance. I like to think that he’s yelling,

HAY GUYS

GUYS

I BUILT A TREEHOUSE YOU GUYS

YOU WANNA COME PLAY

HAY GUYSSSSS

(via onetrueharem)

[Image description: two Pallas cats have apparently tunneled straight through solid reddish rock just so they can glare at you with narrowed yellow eyes of scorn, just crouching there, disdaining you. They are the Statler and Waldorf of Pallas cats.]

Pallas Cat Kittens — Pumpkin Party part1 (by WildlifeHeritage)

You may need kittens after that video from The Ring, sorry about that.

stackedcrooked:

Oh my god.

[Image description: a Pallas kitten on its hind legs, presumably in some kind of indoor zoo enclosure. I think I see a yellow food bowl back to the left. Or something. I don’t know. Pallas Kitten has his itty-bitty bear paws up on the glass window of the enclosure. He is snarling down at some interloper who dares disturb his grump. Pallas Kitten has a fierce. It is a tiny fierce. But a fierce nonetheless.]