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PANEM MANDATORY VIEWING SCHEDULE

My Little Pony: Labor Is Magic – 8:00-8:30 am: “Hay to the No!” Twilight Sparkle turns Pinkie Pie in to the District 11 Efficiency Overseer for slacking off on hay production.

Dora the Explorer – 8:30-9:00 am: “¡Por Favor!” Dora is punished severely for leaving her District. Again.

Wheel of Fortune – 9:00-9:30 am: Contestants spin the wheel in hopes of winning extra tesserae rations, glamorous surgical implantations, lifetime supplies of epidermal sequins, and so much more! Tune in to see if someone finally wins the $1000 Grand Prize, and also because it is mandatory!

Jeopardy! – 9:30-10:00 am: Contestants must give their answers in the form of a question as they are suspended over the Lake of Sharks, now enhanced with laser beams.

I’m looking forward to the fire weasels at 7:30.

• Question: Wait. Pattinson actually referenced, "My Little Pony?" Is he trolling SLOD? I mean, I would totally believe he would do that, because he *is* the biggest twi-fandom troll there is. I mean, the Sparklerosa could be *his* Head Canon. *falls over ded of lulz* - carnivaloftherandom
• Answer:

  I don’t know; there’s also Twilight Sparkle the pony on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. On one hand, I explicitly made the Twilight connection in my doll-fic-serial-thing by giving an Edward action figure his own pony ranch. On the other hand, people have actually heard of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

  I’m convinced he’s read “Growing Up Cullen,” though. “All those beautiful pillows!”

[Image description: This is one of those things I can’t believe I’m describing, but I’m committed to Sparkle Description, so. Two purple-toned animated gifs from last night’s Letterman as Robert Pattinson explains the Unbearable Dazzle of Being, captioned in white italic font:

1. You’re supposed to sparkle, right? If you go out in the sunlight, you start sparkling.

2 Like My Little Pony.

Indeed, sir. Indeed.

Also, in the body of this post, there is a gif of a shimmering blue pony with a multi-pastel mane.]

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what-obsession:

This reminds me of Cleo’s Secret lives of Dolls….where Edward takes care of the my little ponies….lmao

beefpattywitcheez:

robsessedspain:

RObert, you´re the best, dont change please ^^

Yes! So glad this was giffed! LOLOLOLOL

[Image description: A My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan art poster. Black background. A large, glowering white unicorn with a green and blue mane (I am told this is Princess Celestia?) is drawn in a shadowed gray charcoal style (horn and tiara included). I can’t tell what’s going on at the collar but I have a horrible feeling it’s a peacoat. Meanwhile, a small purple unicorn with—well, I am told she has “a light violet body and an dark indigo mane and tail with pink and purple streaks styled with bangs”—is clinging poutily to Princess Crankyface. Upper left corner, small gray font: “WHEN YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER WHAT DO YOU LIVE FOR?” Bottom right, in the Twilight movie font: ‘twilight sparkle.”]

I was about to say, “I am so disturbed right now,” but we all know that Twilight and My Little Pony go together like peanut butter and dazzle.

ETA: I have found the artist!

fandom_wank: Whoa. Twilight.

Apparently the pony’s name is Twilight Sparkle, fittingly enough.

1, 2, 3, BREATH! - Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

You can imagine why a ton of people sent this to me.

The Secret Life of Dolls: “Girl Talk”

“What do I have to write about? April 6th: ‘Exercised tiny pastel horses. Fed them. Combed them. Nobody likes me.’”

[Retroactive image description: an Edward Cullen action figure, holding a lavender doll comb, dutifully grooms a vintage Moondancer pony (white unicorn, pinkish-red tail and mane, man has lavender streaks; cutie mark is red glitter stars with what used to be a silver glitter moon lost to the ravages of time) while other My Little Ponies eat Easter grass by an open, stable-shaped carrier in the background. A dessert fork/pitchfork is sticking out of the box of grass.]