Text Messages From a Ghost | The Hairpin

November 7th
hey are you using that tree outside
The one by the door?
yeah that one, are you using it, like do you need it for anything
I guess not…
okay, cool ,thank you, thats great
Is everything okay?
oh yeah i was just thinking of taking a vacation
Is that how ghosts take vacations?
Sorry if that’s a stupid question
no not stupid at all
yeah i mean, if you live in a phone sometimes it can be nice to go somewhere with more room
You still like it here, though, right?
oh yes definitely
this is the best phone i have ever haunted
ill only be gone a couple of days
k thanks