@cleolinda: Is it weird that I want to write Sleepy Hollow iPhone meme fic? It’s weird, isn’t it?
@LJmysticowl: It sounds like an entirely logical and productive way to spend time, to me.
Text transcript below; full set of pictures over at my journal.
going to the store, u need anything?
Why do you spell “you” this way?
its shorthand, it saves time, DO U NEED ANYTHING
I would appreciate laundry soap and tea, although I know the latter is expensive.
its not expensive, u can have as much as u want
I was accustomed to Bohea. You may find a Dutch import to be less dear than British.
ITS NOT EXPENSIVE, U CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT
CRANE ARE U THERE
I would like a superior Congou, some Souchong, and a good Hyson.
What does that mean? Is that code?
its not code, everyone understands it but u
That seems like extremely ineffective cryptography.
I WILL GET U A DECODER RING WHILE IM OUT
im here but i don’t see congou or hyson, wtf r they
CRANE ARE U THERE
I am uncertain of yo ur question, or if it is, in fact, a question, but Congou is a black tea from China, more properly a Kanghu from Chiuchow; Hyson is a green tea. General Washington was quite fond of it, in fact.
oh ok green tea, they have that. I will get u english breakfast bc obvsly.
lapsang souchong ok?
I have no idea what yo u are endeavouring to say, Lieutenant.
IS IT OKAY
I DO NOT KNOW IF IT IS OKAY BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT “OKAY” SIGNIFIES
"OKAY" SIGNIFIES APPROVAL, ADEQUACY, CONFIRMATION AND/OR ASSENT. IT IS A VERB, NOUN AND INTERJECTION AND YOU BEST LEARN IT NOW.
THERE IS NO NEED TO DELIVER YOUR TEXT IN SUCH A TONE. I TRY MY BEST TO UNDERSTAND A WORLD IN WHICH I DID NOT ASK TO AWAKEN, WHERE I SEE NOT A SINGLE FAMILIAR FACE NOR HEAR A SYMPATHETIC VOICE. EVERYONE I ENCOUNTER BELIEVES ME TO BE MAD, AND, INDEED, SOMETIMES I FEEL THAT I AM FIGHTING FOR MY OWN SANITY. ALL I DESIRE, AT THIS MOMENT, SOMEWHERE IN TIME, IS TEA. YOU MAY CHOOSE IT YOURSELF IF YOU FIND ME TOO IGNORANT.
DON’T U SHOUT AT ME EITHER, I HAD A HELLACIOUS DAMN DAY AS U KNOW BC **U WERE THERE** MY OWN SISTER PULLED A F’ING GUN ON ME AND U KNOW WHAT LETS NOT EVEN ADDRESS THE SITUATION RE THE ALTAR OF FIRE GOLLUMS, I CANT EVEN WITH THAT
AND THEN JENNY TOOK ME ON A NICE LITTLE GUILT TRIP ON THE USS NEVER LETTING IT GO, AND **NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE EFFIN DEMON MOLOCH IS AFTER MY ASS, SO HELP ME JESUS CRANE IM NOT IN THE MOOD TO TAKE SHIT FROM U TOO. NOW DO U UNDERSTAND ME?
*WHAT KIND OF TEA DO U WANT*
Lieutenant, we just discussed this at great and badly-spelled length.
u can have sass or u can have tea, Crane, WHICH IMPORTER DO U WANT, IS THAT A QUESTION U UNDERSTAND?
Anything that is convenient to you, Miss Mills.
But not the East India Company.
WE GOT LIPTON BIGELOW TWININGS STASH TAZO AND CELESTIAL SEASONINGS
WHAT DO U WANT
My God, Twinings still exists?
i will get u that then
Lieutenant… I must ask yo u to forgive me. I was unkind and uncouth to speak to yo u so.
Yo urs has been a very sympathetic voice. It is untrue to say otherwise. You have become, in truth, a leader, and, I hope, a friend.
almost done. anything else?
Would it be too much trouble to acquire more of those “doughnut holes,” as yo u rather paradoxically call them?
u can have the entire donut, Crane. i will get u a dozen.
Thank you, Lieutenant.
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