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(via Wet koalas are not as cute as dry ones. : WTF)

@snacky: Does telling people to stop retweeting actually work?

SOMEONE: HAY GUYS, STOP RETWEETING A PICTURE OF A SHOPPED KOALA

ME: A SHOPPED KOALA, YOU SAY?

[Image description, above: a wet koala in an evergreen tree, staring directly into the camera. I think the soul-eating effect comes from some wet fur over one eye, creating a Ò_o effect, where “Ò_o” is “hungry evil.” Photoshopped Koala, not pictured, has a dog’s angry gaping maw pastede on yay. In my personal opinion, it is not a whole lot worse.]

@cleolinda: HOLY FUCK THE REGULAR WET KOALA IS TERRIFYING

@snacky: The shooped version makes you wanna hide and never come out!

@cleolinda: THAT KOALA HAS SEEN THINGS, MAN

@snacky: THOUSAND YARD STARE. “I LOVE THE SMELL OF EUCALYPTUS IN THE MORNING.”

@cleolinda: Seriously, the shopped version didn’t even bother me because I knew it wasn’t real. Unlike Wet Gizmo over there.

@snacky: That wet one is like if Smeagol was a koala, trying to get the Ring. :D

@cleolinda: Eucalyptusssss…

@mstorijo: Where is this shopped Koala?

@cleolinda: Real koala: http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wet.jpg

@cleolinda: Shopped koala: http://i.imgur.com/J5HTt.jpg  

@mstorijo: WHAT THE HELL EWW

@particle_p: TO THE PERSON WITH THE SUPER SOAKER: WE HAVE ONE TOO, AND WE LIVE IN *TREES*.

@cleolinda: THE DROP BEARS ARE ARMED, REPEAT: THE DROP BEARS ARE ARMED