Hand Sanitizer Chugging Proves American Teens May Be World's Stupidest

@cleolinda: Teens, what is even wrong with you

@cleolinda: I KNOW RIGHT?! RT @Tresjolie9: @cleolinda Why drink hand sanitizer when there is perfectly minty mouthwash around?

@shipublic: @cleolinda I was under the impression that both hand sanitizer and mouthwash were the kind of alcohol that makes you go blind and die o_O

@cleolinda: @shipublic Well, I’m being facetious, but yeah. If you’re gonna blind yourself, it might as well at least TASTE GOOD. #priorities

@JerryHinnen: @cleolinda The hospitals up here won’t keep sanitizer in the patient rooms because sometimes it gets drunk by the drunks. Remarkable.

@cleolinda: @JerryHinnen Like, just straight up without even distilling it? Wow.

@therejectionist: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD