Hand Sanitizer Chugging Proves American Teens May Be World's Stupidest
@cleolinda: Teens, what is even wrong with you
@cleolinda: I KNOW RIGHT?! RT @Tresjolie9: @cleolinda Why drink hand sanitizer when there is perfectly minty mouthwash around?
@shipublic: @cleolinda I was under the impression that both hand sanitizer and mouthwash were the kind of alcohol that makes you go blind and die o_O
@cleolinda: @shipublic Well, I’m being facetious, but yeah. If you’re gonna blind yourself, it might as well at least TASTE GOOD. #priorities
@JerryHinnen: @cleolinda The hospitals up here won’t keep sanitizer in the patient rooms because sometimes it gets drunk by the drunks. Remarkable.
@cleolinda: @JerryHinnen Like, just straight up without even distilling it? Wow.
@therejectionist: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD
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Oh my god, if you’re gonna drink underage by beer yeast and make the liquor yourself like a sane teen. You still might...
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I once worked with someone who had discovered a patient that had somehow gotten access to some needles & syringes and...
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And this is why I will always have job security.
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WHAT. TEENAGERS, WHAT?!
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The hell…. and I thought the cinnamon challenge was dumb.
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menshevixen said:
A friend’s uncle is the advanced brand of alcohol who will consume Old Spice deodorant for its teeny percentage of alcohol. :(
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I was in hospital six months ago and it was the middle of the night. All of a sudden I was wide awake as one of the...
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