[Image description: four gifs of Robert Pattinson talking at a Breaking Dawn junket interview, I guess:

1) “Watching Taylor imprint on a baby.”

2) “And also just seeing Taylor with a little girl.”

3) “I can’t wait to promote the next one.”

4) “I have so many jokes I can make at his expense. It’s gonna be great fun.”]

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@Ceilidhann: Robert Pattinson, King of the Trolls! rpattztalks.tumblr.com

@cleolinda: Oh my God, I can’t even handle it. I hadn’t realized that EVERY SINGLE WORD out of his mouth is pure gold.

@Ceilidhann: He is truly a magical man.

[And Ceilidh hates Twilight, so that’s really saying something.]

@cleolinda: I think one of the things I love is that he’s not actually MEAN about it. It’s more just like, basking in the hilarity.

[@queenanthai daydreams that he would make an excellent guest for Made of Fail, which keeps me on Twilight Guest Expert retainer.]

@cleolinda: I don’t know, I tend to think he should continue free-range snarking. A mere podcast could not hold him.

@Ceilidhann: He should just roam free across the land trolling as he sees fit.

@kristenmchugh22: no, but it would be epic hilarity and hey: maybe he’d get to talk about *other* things.

@cleolinda: I have always thought it would be hysterical to do an interview in which we all pretended Twilight didn’t even exist.

@cleolinda: “So we’ve got to talk about your biggest franchise, this really iconic character… Cedric Diggory!”

(I AM COMPLETELY KIDDING. THE MAN HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO.)

(via rpattztalks)

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    Another of example of hoiw no one hats twilight more then R-Patz. Hailolrious.
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