Trigger warning for that place on the Venn diagram where “things that happen in Alien movies” and “things in American politics straight out of The Handmaid’s Tale” overlap.
LISTEN UP FUCKERS!
URGENT: East Coast / Northeast / Midwest US
All the forecast models are falling into agreement that by Monday/Tuesday Sandy will swing back into the coast, likely somewhere between MA and NC. Affected areas will likely be anywhere from Maine down to the Carolinas, and as far west as Illinois. Northern areas are most likely to experience storm surges; southern areas be prepared for snow… lots of it. Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio, and Pennsylvania in particular should be ready for a full day of heavy snowfall.Best case scenario looks like is this storm will be another Irene.
Worst case, another 1991 “Perfect Storm.” NWS has already dubbed this the “Frankenstorm.”
Get your ass prepared now!- Fill your car’s gas tank now; maybe get an extra can.
- Prepare for widespread and possibly extended power outages. Get heaters or generators ready.
- If you have any trees/limbs that are in danger of falling onto your house, you may wish to remove them now.
- Make arrangements for friends and relatives who cannot prepare for themselves.
- Put away all your patio furniture— Summer’s Over, Bitch!
- Get a motherfucking weather radio.
- Reassess any travel plans for Monday through to the end of the week. Stock up on booze instead.
- Sorry, Halloween’s off again this year. Stock up on booze instead.
- Take advantage of early voting. They’re not going to postpone the election.
Signal boost this wherever you can. Obvs don’t want people to panic as the models won’t reveal the final scenario until Sandy passes through Cuba and takes its final eastward shift before getting sucked into the Nor’easter dropping from Canada. But better to be prepared now before the inevitable run on supplies begins.wow shit
boosting for my east coast friends
Seriously don’t take this one lightly.
well shit
uHHH STAY SAFE, OTHER EAST-COASTERS ;;
(WISH ME LUCK GUYS! I’M GOING IN!)
AWWW YEEEEEE, GETTING MAH MOTHERFUCKING STORM ON! Also, I really hope everyone stays safe.
(via milvertons)
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(via Estate Jewelry: The Horror | The Hairpin)
“This fantastic Victorian “poison ring” is 18k gold, with a central casket flanked by two ram’s heads (an occult symbol all their own). The casket, which is enameled in green and set with a large emerald, opens to reveal a sizeable inner chamber that would easily meet all your poison-storage needs.”
Source: thehairpin.com
(via Estate Jewelry: The Horror | The Hairpin)
“Bats flutter against a backdrop of the moon and stars in this eerily pretty French Art Nouveau necklace. Set in 18k gold with enamel, the moon and stars are comprised of diamonds, while the bats are hinged to add movement to the piece. Another smaller bat decorates the clasp. Circa 1900.”
Source: thehairpin.com
(via No, This Isn’t Lisa Frank, it’s Goddamned Actual Butterflies)
Commenter Ari Schwartz:
Source: jezebel.comFebruary 2, 2013
The war against the Butters continues. If only we had known before the Color Bomb, what those little fucks were truly planning. Instead, we sat there praising them. Why didn’t we see the truth? Some say that Lisa Frank was an inside job by the Butters to desensitize us to their plans, but who knows? Nothing makes sense anymore.
I don’t sleep anymore. All I see is Pete getting taken by a swarm. The vivid, beautiful colors enveloping him. Listening to him scream and laugh as the Butters tickled him to death with their harmless little mouth straw thingies. Every time I close my eyes, flashes of color, fluttering wings. I even try imagining Steve Buscemi’s face to counteract it all, but nothing works. Damn them. Damn them all— but mostly those bright blue bastards. They’re really bright and pretty.
How do you fight an enemy so beautiful?
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(via ‘Iron Man 3’ Trailer Beats Up Tony Stark After ‘The Avengers’ Movies.com)
This is why you always keep your science underground, Tony.
Source: movies.com
