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Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?
I went from the land of the Poop Monster to the Cardiff Giant, an improvement I think.
Wait, WI has the Beast of Bray Road!? I have not heard of this! I thought ours was the Hodag!
While Rhinelander’s Hodag is more famous than the Beast of Bray Road, the Hodag was known to be a hoax almost immediately (and the legend stuck around because it was fun). The Beast of Bray Road (Wisconsin’s Werewolf) has remained an unresolved legend.
I only just now learned what the Beast of Busco was.
It was a snapping turtle.
We are not a clever people.
My favorite Indiana cryptid is the Crawfordsville Monster… which turned out to be a flock of birds.
We are a simple people with simple fears.
Side note: I need to write that into a thing.
- 11 hours ago
your psychiatrist? serial killer.
your best friend’s dad? serial killer.
your pharmacist? serial killer.
the nice lady at the convenience store? serial killer.
the guy who looks at you funny? serial killer.
local surgeon? serial killer.
dorky medical student? serial killer.
guy who teaches your kid cello? serial killer.
grumpy retired guy down the street? serial killer.
guy you bump into on the subway? serial killer.
the nice massage therapist who makes her own honey? serial killer.
orderly at your local psychiatric hospital? serial killer.
shy guy who works at the museum? serial killer.
fbi agent who’s supposed to catch all these people? serial killer.
(via bonearenaofmyskull)Source: venndigo
- 12 hours ago
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’
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