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miss-spooky-mulder:

me too audrey, me too
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ameliacgormley:

chinese-shibe-artist:

professorcheesums:

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twerkin-fo-jesus:

pokemoncards:

connivingwitch:

beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit


I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

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forceofconviction:

sweet-bitsy:

Congratulations on your new cat

This is the second time I have heard about a cat just taking over a house. I long for the day that I too will be cat-chosen.

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carnivaloftherandom:

sleepyhollowers:

In the secluded Dutch territory of Sleepy Hollow, nebbish schoolmaster Ichabod Crane competes with the town hero for the hand of Katrina Van Tassel, the 18-year-old daughter and sole child of a wealthy farmer. As Crane leaves a party at the Van Tassel’s farm one autumn evening, he is pursued by the Headless Horseman, an apparition said to be the ghost of a Hessian trooper snuffed out by a stray cannonball.
http://www.audible.com/pd/Classics/Free-The-Legend-of-Sleepy-Hollow-Audiobook/B00N0ETQO4?source_code=AUDGBWS0908149AUV

No, but it’s TOM MISON READING IT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

carnivaloftherandom:

sleepyhollowers:

In the secluded Dutch territory of Sleepy Hollow, nebbish schoolmaster Ichabod Crane competes with the town hero for the hand of Katrina Van Tassel, the 18-year-old daughter and sole child of a wealthy farmer. As Crane leaves a party at the Van Tassel’s farm one autumn evening, he is pursued by the Headless Horseman, an apparition said to be the ghost of a Hessian trooper snuffed out by a stray cannonball.

http://www.audible.com/pd/Classics/Free-The-Legend-of-Sleepy-Hollow-Audiobook/B00N0ETQO4?source_code=AUDGBWS0908149AUV

No, but it’s TOM MISON READING IT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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astrakiseki:

pietrosorangehoodie:

astrakiseki:

lokavinr:

berserkirandi:

If you don’t like the European identity and the “cis-centric” ways of Asatruar, good. This means the religion truly isn’t yours to mess with.

Please, tell me more about the “‘cis-centric’ ways of Asatruar”

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For those wondering what is going on in that picture, Thor got his hammer stolen and the ransom demanded was Freyja.  Thor deliberately dressed up in her place as the bride (wasn’t it Loki’s idea?  And oh my god LOKI, FUCKING LOKI), wearing her keys and her necklace (see the thing of stars?) and one bitching veil to conceal the beard.  Then he went off to the bridal feast held by the jouten with Loki as a bridesmaid and giving excuses for why Freyja was acting so weird.

Long story short, they managed to bullshit for long enough for them to get the jouten to set the hammer in front of ‘Freyja’ as proof they had it.  Then Thor grabbed it and went to town on the bridal feast.

I think the idea was originally Loki’s and then Freyja was like “HELL YES,” because she outright refused to go even as a trick. my favorite picture of this myth shows the part where Thor gets the hammer back and is smashing the shit out of everything— in the background, Loki is sitting on someone’s lap seductively, totally not paying attention. 

there’s also another story where Loki spends time as a milkmaid, and I’m fairly certain that there’s discussion of Odin participating in a type of witchcraft that’s usually specific to women. there are probably more examples that I’m not remembering right now, but generally, gender and sex is really interesting in the myths, and imo even more interesting when it’s part of a modern-day practice.

side note, is that Loki in the background of this picture peeking out from the curtain and snickering?

I’m pretty sure it is! I was going to say that, but I wasn’t sure and I got derailed by the thought that in the versions of Loki I’ve seen outside comics, he was always tied to flame, that was his one consistency.

But yeah, Odin using magic specific to women, I’m pretty sure he gets mentioned doing that too.

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georgesreeves:

The Double Indemnity house!

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    nbchannibal:

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    What I love about this is that it just appeared on my dash as a paid/sponsored post.

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aromaleigh:

Trying to make your Monday better, one sparkly sneak peek at a time! This color is “Io, Saturnalia!” from our upcoming Holiday collection, “Sol Invictus”. “Io, Saturnalia!” was a salutation commonly heard during conversation during the holiday, much like our “Happy Holidays” or “Merry Christmas”.

While Saturnalia was a very colorful and festive celebration, the main colors were blue and gold. Ancient Romans decorated outdoor trees with ornaments called “oscilla” and symbols of this being a solar celebration (this is actually the origin of our putting a star on top of our Christmas trees, as well as the origin of decorating a tree in the first place!).

This shade is vegan, lip/eye/cheek safe. It is a smooth rich teal blue with prominent gold/copper/red color traveling sparkles!

The color is photographed over a regular cream eyeshadow primer- I do not photograph Aromaleigh swatches over glue/epoxy primers, but you can certainly use such primer to produce more dramatic effects with the Sol Invictus shades. #holiday2014 #saturnalia #eyeshadow #sneakpeek #comingsoon #aromaleigh #aromaleighcosmetics #indie #sparkly #duochrome #colortraveling

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